Now that the three-month horror leading up to April 15th is over for 2005, it's time to read and write again.
Of course the first bright and shiny thing that caught my attention is another fun, silly poll...
Your Linguistic Profile:
45% General American English
35% Yankee (born in Boston)
15% Dixie (dated a Southerner for a year)
5% Upper Midwestern (Chicago fly-in contamination?)