"Since this is our last Christmas here, we wanted to do a patriotic theme."— Laura Bush, commenting on the red, white, and blue theme for this year's White House Christmas decorations
No, no, no. Jesus was not an American. He was not a Republican. I kinda think he wouldn't be a Bible-toting right-wing self-satisfied Christian, either.
I do appreciate the inappropriate schmooshing together of symbols of shallow self-righteousness, though.